Wednesday, June 08, 2005

FINALLY, SOME THINGS GET RESOLVED

Here are a few questions we're currently printing the answers to:

"Where Did God Come From?"

"Does God Ever Sleep?"

and

"Where Is God?"

I'll let you know the answers when I see the proofs.

posted by Chrispy @ 12:57 PM   4 comments

4 Comments:

At 5:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

See! And you were saying that your job is boring. Please let us know as soon as you find out.

Are you taking wagers on the what the answers might be?

 
At 9:51 AM, Blogger Chrispy said...

Indeed, I think everyone should post your predictions here, and we'll see how you do.

I must admit, we're already in the correction stages for "Where Did God Come From," so I know that one already. But I promise not to tell until all wagers are in.

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I've3 got $20 on these answers:

Q: Where did God come from?

A: God was found in the produce section of the Kroger supermarket

Q: Does God ever sleep?

A: Only after all the mixing is down and ear fatigue has set in.

Q: Where is God?

A: He’s in the can and will be back in a minute.

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger Jackson said...

Tony is nearly correct.

God is in the produce section of Whole Foods, not Kroger.

Other than that I agree with Tony, and as he studied theology at St. Thomas Aquinas, he should know about these things.

 

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