THANK GOD SHE MADE IT THROUGH THIS HORROR

"NEW YORK - Martha Stewart's electronic ankle bracelet comes off at '12:05 tonight,' he told The Associated Press on Wednesday, adding with a smile that the prospect of being rid of it fills her with "nervous excitement."

She's allowed to snip the rubber band on the anklet herself, freeing her from what she has called her "hideous" confinement at her 153-acre estate in Katonah, in Westchester County."

Yeah, there is truly nothing more hideous than being confined to your 153 acre estate for lyong about your shady stock deals. I don't know how she got through it - she's obviously an incredibly strong woman. She even made it through the extra 3 weeks that got tacked on to her sentence for violating the terms of this "hideous" house arrest when she attended a goddamned yoga class.

People like this make me sick.