A TRUE CHRISTIAN

Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition of America, suggested on the 700 Club that American operatives should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism."

"We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability," Robertson said Monday.

It's not the first time Robertson has called for some X-Treme Christianity. In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device (sadly, no one took the bait). He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians," which we already knew.

Just like the Muslims who give Muslims a bad name, Robertson is one of those Christians who give Christians a bad name. Of course, as the founder of the Christian Coalition, it's a pretty big bad name.