Wednesday, August 17, 2005

WHOOPS

It's hard to feel bad for rich people falling off their horses.

Madonna, who has "reinvented herself as an English Country Wife" (quote courtesy AFP) after marrying film director Guy Ritchie, fell off her horse while riding around her 1200 acre farm outside of London, suffering some broken bones.

Sounds like the reinvention isn't quite complete. I guess it takes more than a 1200 acre farm and some photos in Vogue (feeding chickens wearing a "cream-coloured Grace Kelly-inspired chiffon dress and cashmere cardigan") to make one a cowgirl.

2 Comments:

At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are no cowgirls in the English countryside.
Maybe that's what her problem is.

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Jackson said...

I think her problem is she's an over-exposed, over the hill, gap toothed nit wit.

 

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